Glurkin 

The act of going ham on a sweet sweet meat stick.

Damn that geeked up white boy be glurkin on that cock man.

Glurkin by Headonya June 3, 2022

Ghurkin Fish 

A very ugly mutant toad fish often found around Port Phillip Bay and Westernport in Victoria.
A mostly unwanted inedible fish to the angler, but is the source of amusement to his friends.

1. friend say's "Ha ha you caught another Ghurkin Fish, do you need me to pass the gaff"

angler "Fuck you" and piff's the Ghurkin fish in his friends general direction.

2. "You know you can't eat a Ghurkin Fish they are a poisonous type of puffer fish!"
"Sounds good can you pass the bacon lube and I'll take it to the pleasure dome to see if I can inflate it"

Ghurkin Fish by Vikodin3 August 6, 2012

glarking

The act of depositing feces directly into a reclining chair.

"Im glarking a biscuit in your laze-boy bro!

glarking by wowawwowa October 3, 2010

Glurping 

In the act of fellatio, it's when the giver gulps the cum while slurping the dick?

Kim Kardashian was glurping Ray J, she's such a pornstar.

Glurping by heyyyyyDude May 12, 2012

Ghurkin Shlanger 

Hardest cunts out there they originate from the bra and creator of bra boys. Known to run a muck down at the 35, not a group too fuck with.

Converstaion :

"Want to go down to maroubra"

"nah the Ghurkin Shlangers are throwing dog shit on fire at people"

Ghurkin Shlanger by Bellamy Craig August 21, 2023

slurpin-the-gurkin

the act of performing felatio

that hoebag can slurp the gurkin like pro

slurpin-the-gurkin by icebox February 14, 2003

gurkin 

a small garden gnome-like creature that also serves as an immature fruit or human.

Look at elsey...shes acting like such a gurkin!

gurkin by weezyfbaby69 March 13, 2011