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Glumpin

To suck the penis of a person while they are sitting on the toilet having a shit
while sam was having a shit teresa gave him a damn good Glumpin
by fattestbloke December 23, 2024
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Gumping It

So, 'gumping it' is when someone is not quite retarded, but they're like just on that line.
"I need to confess a sin, Father. I worked at a grocery store in my teenage years, I won't get specific. There was this one girl-- are you familiar with the term 'gumping it' --so while it's an ethical conundrum, it's not fucking a retarded person if you were to sleep with 'em. This will come important later in the story..."
by Totally Not A Furry March 6, 2021
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Gumping It

When a person is not quite retard yet they are on the line.
Yeah I fucked that slow chick, but it’s cool since she’s gumping it and not a full retard.
by Human Whisk2 November 24, 2020
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Glupping

The reverse of gulping. The process of your shit retracting into your ass instead of expelling
Guy: Man I had to shit so bad but then I just began glupping and I don't feel the need anymore.
by Ryunoku December 16, 2021
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Gumping

Last night at the party I walked in on shane gumping my retarded sister
by Ironheade March 27, 2021
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glomping

v. Glomp is a way of hugging someone hard sometimes nearly crushing them. The act of hugging violently/ pouncing on a unsuspecting victim. This turn is often used in anime and manga becuase most people don't actually attack people when giving hugs....most people. Look up Glomp.
I knew the glomping was coming when I saw her running toward me.
by natalia gomez February 11, 2008
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