Glumpikin

Having sex with a pumpkin.

Usually a moldy, and fuzzy pumpkin, but that's optional.

Has to be a carved pumpkin.

"Bro, I'm so horny, I could go for a glumpikin."

by Garrett Schinken April 6, 2024

grossie grumpkins

The anonymous old man - most likely suffering from some form of dementia - who takes a shit in the sink of public restrooms

Don't go into the bathroom, Bob. It looks like Grossie Grumpkins struck again.

by Betty Wagaman October 15, 2006

Forrest Gumpkin

Recieving oral sex from a retarded girl while taking a crap.

The waterhead with a hockey helmet on gave me a Forrest Gumpkin after she got off the shortbus.

by miller66 December 16, 2008

Bubba Gumpkin

The homosexual, interracial art of receiving oral whilst on the docks of the bayou while deficating and eating shrimps reflecting the relationship of forest gump and Bubba

Hugh received a Bubba Gumpkin from Tyree after the Church fish fry

by Phillip lester November 22, 2016

Sankaty Grumpkin

Pro staff getting head while dropping a deuce in the cart barn bathroom by a first year caddie!!

I'm very stressed. I think I need a sankaty grumpkin after the epic pick.

by cuffnutt August 3, 2007

Glumpkin

Similar to the Blumpkin, however the oral sex received by the male while taking a dump is given by a person with no teeth. (Blumpkin + Gummer = Glumpkin)

Your toothless whore of a grandmother sure can give a mean Glumpkin!
OR....
I'm going to punch out your sister's teeth so she can give me a true Glumpkin.

by Steve Fron Superior January 20, 2009

thumpy grumpkin

When you recieve a blumpkin from your grandma while your rabbit eats a carrot

I got the best thumpy grumpkin of my life from grandma Bernie

by Smittywerbenyagerbenjenson April 26, 2008