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gumpkin by someguy3692006 August 2, 2006
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Gumpkin
The act of performing oral sex whilst secreting waste from the anal orifice. The cousin of the more commonly known blumpkin.
Gumpkin by Pat & Anthony October 23, 2009
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Gumpkin
A Gumpkin is the glorious combination of receiving oral pleasure from an individual missing teeth while simultaneously Evacuating ones bowels.
See Blumpkin for a similar, yet less satisfying experience
See Blumpkin for a similar, yet less satisfying experience
Pablo instantly realized his love for G-MILFS and meth-heads whilst experiencing his very first Gumpkin
Gumpkin by PabloRincon July 10, 2019
Forrest Gumpkin
Forrest Gumpkin by miller66 December 16, 2008
Bubba Gumpkin
The homosexual, interracial art of receiving oral whilst on the docks of the bayou while deficating and eating shrimps reflecting the relationship of forest gump and Bubba
Bubba Gumpkin by Phillip lester November 22, 2016
Forest Gumpkin
Getting Georgia dome from an Alabama man with a learning disability and remarkable dumb-luck while dropping a Bill Cosby or pinching off a Wesley Snipes. This act is usually performed with little to no expense to the receiver at all.
Gio and AJ both received simultaneous Forest Gumpkins, while dropping Barry Larkins, from the same homeless Birmingham native on their return trip from Panama City for the price of 12 cents, a pair of novelty sunglasses, and a jolly rancher.
Forest Gumpkin by the-Real-Snuffaluffagus July 31, 2011
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