gumpkin

The act of receiving a gummer (no tooth blow job) while defecating.

"yo, you're grandma's a pro at giving out gumpkins!"

by someguy3692006 August 2, 2006

Gumpkin

The act of performing oral sex whilst secreting waste from the anal orifice. The cousin of the more commonly known blumpkin.

"If you don't eat my shit, i'm gonna give you a gumpkin.'

by Pat & Anthony October 23, 2009

Forrest Gumpkin

Recieving oral sex from a retarded girl while taking a crap.

The waterhead with a hockey helmet on gave me a Forrest Gumpkin after she got off the shortbus.

by miller66 December 16, 2008

Bubba Gumpkin

The homosexual, interracial art of receiving oral whilst on the docks of the bayou while deficating and eating shrimps reflecting the relationship of forest gump and Bubba

Hugh received a Bubba Gumpkin from Tyree after the Church fish fry

by Phillip lester November 22, 2016

Forest Gumpkin

Getting Georgia dome from an Alabama man with a learning disability and remarkable dumb-luck while dropping a Bill Cosby or pinching off a Wesley Snipes. This act is usually performed with little to no expense to the receiver at all.

Gio and AJ both received simultaneous Forest Gumpkins, while dropping Barry Larkins, from the same homeless Birmingham native on their return trip from Panama City for the price of 12 cents, a pair of novelty sunglasses, and a jolly rancher.

by the-Real-Snuffaluffagus July 31, 2011

Gumpkin

A Gumpkin is the glorious combination of receiving oral pleasure from an individual missing teeth while simultaneously Evacuating ones bowels.

See Blumpkin for a similar, yet less satisfying experience

Pablo instantly realized his love for G-MILFS and meth-heads whilst experiencing his very first Gumpkin

by PabloRincon July 10, 2019

Forrest Gumpkin

Recieving oral sex from a retarded girl while taking a crap.

The waterhead with a hockey helmet on gave me a Forrest Gumpkin after she got off the shortbus.

by bigstinkyniggaballs February 12, 2025