Glowies

Glow in the dark condoms.
Used to play lightsabers.

(Slapping eachother's dicks together with the Glowies on)

Let's get some glowies so we can play lightsabers later, right guys?!

by LetMeFuckingKnow November 4, 2008

Glowies

Orbs that sometimes appear out of the corner of your eye or sometimes may appear as orb lightning that sometimes may enter your home through a window or through a wall phenomenon occurs during lightning storm sometimes other times spiritual phenomenon

No homie that ain’t no floater that’s one of them glowies dawg

by Mr 0s0 December 4, 2025

family of glowies

family of glowies is the governments that are in the 5,9,14 eyes and share your data like its air

Windscribe,PIA,HMA are all part of the family of glowies

by gaming toaster September 29, 2021

Glowie

Normally used for the CIA but also used for agencies like the ATF, FBI, etc. Their inability to blend in to the native population's habits, patterns and speech makes them stick out like a sore thumb to the population, hence they "glow in the dark."

The most common trappings of government shills are their inability/hesitation to use the major racial slurs, improper use of memes, and the pushing of mainstream political theories.

See also: Glow in the dark, glowposting

I feel ya, glowie. Must be frustrating. I know everything I post is satire or attempted satire, or pertaining to my favorite game - Minecraft. So easy to be misunderstood in these wicked times. I hope you get the day off for Christmas, at least.

The worst thing about having an erratic sleeping schedule and being sleeping on American business hours is that you don't get to always read the replies of your designated glowie. When you are most active he is at home sleeping. sucks.

If anyone says, "here's how to get cheap guns illegally", "we should shoot first ", and " Stop larping kill the blank now " that is a glowie pure and simple.

by TinklesTheGoat December 24, 2019

getting the growies

Australian word for a boner

I was getting the growies watching the cooking channel

by Jacksimon98 March 28, 2020

Knickerbocker Glories

A Knickerbocker Glory was, when I was a kid in England, a sort of ice cream that came in a long glass. I´m not sure what sort of ice cream was in it, but there was whipped cream and sauce on top. And a wafer

These Knickerbocker Glories are so big we have to stand up to eat them! (true!)

by willco September 5, 2006

glowiepedia

Another name for wikipedia, based on a combination of the words glowie and wikipedia. This is in reference to the glow emitted by wikipedia’s “neutral” pov, that always just happens to also be the pov of 3-letter agencies. Almost seems like some powerful organisations are systematically editing pages of interest to them.

- Did you know that the official CIA propaganda outlet for asia, Radio Free Asia, is considered a reliable source on wikipedia? There’s not a single article on contemporary asian politics that doesn’t reference it.
- Well, that’s glowiepedia for ya.

by August Palm February 5, 2023