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when a girl at a rave party breaks a glow stick on her hand and gives a man a hand job.
"That whore was so drunk she got glow stick shit allover her hands while giving me a hand job i called it a glow job
Glow job by Nomore1337 March 18, 2009
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when a girl sucks on a broken glow stick then gives a man a blow job
Maria gave me a glow job last night and i'm still glowin!
glow job by Allah Ragbar March 2, 2008
When a graphic designer overuses Photoshop effects (either in quantity or amount), resulting in a gross display of their amateur skills.
Did you see that business card that Stefan did?" "yeah, he totally did a glow job on it!
glow job by designguy444 March 16, 2011
A Blow Job given by a Girl with false teeth, taken out...
Oh man that chick i met last night took her teeth out and gave me the greatest Glow Job.
Glow Job by DaRealStoner June 5, 2018

Glow-job 

The act of sounding a guy with a glow-stick
Yeah it was awesome she gave me glow-job
Glow-job by Shmlif April 30, 2018
When a fed is trying to bait you on the internet, he is looking for a glowjob, when he fails, it becomes a sloppy glowjob

(Is a combination of blowjob and glownigger, thus glowjob is born)
Yoooo, I saw an obvious sloppy glowjob on 4chan last night, keep an eye out for glowies, they’ll get you like they did terry davis!
Glowjob by Actual Russian Bot March 23, 2022
A simple blow job (in any enviroment perferably public) while wearing a glow necklace around the shaft of your penis.
Jesse: Hey Steve, did you see that glowjob I got at the Fourth of July fireworks yesterday?
Steve: Yeah, I could see it across the whole field!
Glowjob by Wet Ones October 22, 2008
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