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A name used by Flat Earthers to make fun of people who believe the Earth is round.
I can't believe my geography teacher is a globetard.
Globetard by Globetard May 6, 2017

gloptamu 

it’s another word for bitch but it means it in a friendly way.
Emma: Hey bestie!
Alexa: Hey Gloptamu!
gloptamu by gloptamu123 January 2, 2021

Glovetastic 

A feeling of excelence towards an object, situation or person
Dude #1: Dude, how art thou?

Dude #2: Glovetastic, Dude
Glovetastic by Neon March 15, 2004
Egotists who spends all their time arguing with flattards, and think they're going to teach them the truth.
The only thing worse than a flattard is a globetard.
Globetard by Dust678 April 30, 2019
someone with common sense and does actual science and math h = r - r cos(s/2r) as oppose to 8 inches per mile squared(wich is for parabolas,not spheres),scientists have proven globetards right numerous times and you insist that government bad and science government therefore science bad,go learn something or test the same tests that scientists had to prove the earth is flat,you flattards
person 1:Globetards are dumb
person 2:go back to school
A globe believer who argues with flat earthers online. They are not interested in having an intellectual conversation. They can't not answer any questions or provide any proof that Earth is a rotating, salt water covered, pear flying through a vacuum with a pressurized atmosphere sticking to it.
I used to be a globetard before I found out the Earth is actually not a sphere.

My boyfriend loves crushing the globetard's ego with basic science.

I was brainwashed by the education system and a lifetime of media propoganda with fake images of Earth so much that it turned me into a globetard.
Globetard by Lil' Wodie April 26, 2021