Gluomday

Gluomday - the 8th day of the week.
Chronically misunderstood, Gluomday has 89 minutes in an hour. It comes after Monday and people tend to get cravings for Tabasco hot sauce on the day.
Roberts: "Hey, what day is it tomorrow?"
Ashfaq: "It's Gluomday tomorrow."
by thej42 February 07, 2023
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Gluomday Calendar

In connection to the 8th day Gluomday, the Gluomday calendar Is the only official calendar to recognise the existence of Gluomday, the calendar is separate to the Gregorian Calendar, as it is currently in its first year due to the recent discovery of Gluomday on February 7, 2023, February 7, 2023 is considered January 1, 1 in the Gluomday Calendar.
Ashfaq: I do not support Gluomday, and think it is a false word
Roberts: You will bow to the Gluomday Calendar!
by gluomdayisreal February 10, 2023
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