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Glowie
Normally used for the CIA but also used for agencies like the ATF, FBI, etc. Their inability to blend in to the native population's habits, patterns and speech makes them stick out like a sore thumb to the population, hence they "glow in the dark."
The most common trappings of government shills are their inability/hesitation to use the major racial slurs, improper use of memes, and the pushing of mainstream political theories.
See also: Glow in the dark, glowposting
The most common trappings of government shills are their inability/hesitation to use the major racial slurs, improper use of memes, and the pushing of mainstream political theories.
See also: Glow in the dark, glowposting
I feel ya, glowie. Must be frustrating. I know everything I post is satire or attempted satire, or pertaining to my favorite game - Minecraft. So easy to be misunderstood in these wicked times. I hope you get the day off for Christmas, at least.
The worst thing about having an erratic sleeping schedule and being sleeping on American business hours is that you don't get to always read the replies of your designated glowie. When you are most active he is at home sleeping. sucks.
If anyone says, "here's how to get cheap guns illegally", "we should shoot first ", and " Stop larping kill the blank now " that is a glowie pure and simple.
The worst thing about having an erratic sleeping schedule and being sleeping on American business hours is that you don't get to always read the replies of your designated glowie. When you are most active he is at home sleeping. sucks.
If anyone says, "here's how to get cheap guns illegally", "we should shoot first ", and " Stop larping kill the blank now " that is a glowie pure and simple.
Glowie by TinklesTheGoat December 24, 2019
Glorie
A very crazy girl with a big heart. She possesses some kind of manipulative power on people. She enjoys good company,food,and can be very lazy.
She's also freaking hot!! She radiates with Good vibes. She keeps a small circle of real friends that makes her appear hostile, but when she opens up to you, it'll be worth it.
She has an obsession with shoes and is great fun at the club. She may be a little melodramatic at times, and a great cook.
She's a good dancer, and will make a great mother with her hella kick ass attitude
She's the perfect girlfriend.
She's also freaking hot!! She radiates with Good vibes. She keeps a small circle of real friends that makes her appear hostile, but when she opens up to you, it'll be worth it.
She has an obsession with shoes and is great fun at the club. She may be a little melodramatic at times, and a great cook.
She's a good dancer, and will make a great mother with her hella kick ass attitude
She's the perfect girlfriend.
Anyone who's got a Glorie should keep her.
That guy's girlfriend is a Glorie, you should see her move.
Have you seen that new girl, what a Glorie.
That guy's girlfriend is a Glorie, you should see her move.
Have you seen that new girl, what a Glorie.
Glorie by Smiling rainbow September 16, 2018
goomie
yo trey pulled up to the game last night with a goomie and the cops came last night. shit was crazy.
goomie by slimeslattpat September 3, 2019
GROmie
A friend and fellow cannabis grower. ;
A homie whom grows cannabis.
Picked this word up from a GROmie...
A homie whom grows cannabis.
Picked this word up from a GROmie...
GROmie by PurpleIndoorTomatoes September 6, 2018
family of glowies
family of glowies by gaming toaster September 29, 2021
Glorienne
Glorienne's are beautiful and gorgeous girls with an unusual name, when boys see her they can't take their eyes of her. In school she is the sweetest but outside you don't want to mess with her. Glorienne's may not think they are pretty but actually they are gorgeous and they just don't know it. Their smiles are beautiful and so is their hair! If you have a friend called Glorienne you're really lucky she is really kind and caring and they don't show their feelings when they're sad, sometimes they can be really annoying but they are the best!
'I wish i had a Glorienne she is so pretty and nice'
'Dude look how gorgeous that Glorienne is!'
'I'm so glad to have a Glorienne'
'Dude look how gorgeous that Glorienne is!'
'I'm so glad to have a Glorienne'
Glorienne by IloveGlorienne December 23, 2017
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