by midangft January 03, 2022
Something all men secretly have. Under no circumstances will we ever reveal what a glorble is to a female.
by Megganfox8 November 20, 2023
Glorbles were released in the 21st century
by Rake47 November 21, 2023
by glorbles123 May 31, 2024
A private and highly personal male secretion that accumulates throughout their lifetime. Most keep their Glorble (or Glorbe) in a safe place, and do not discuss them either anyone other than other men that they share a bond with.
Appearance: generally of a jelly-like consistency, clear and exhibiting a range of hues depending on the wellbeing of the glorble's owner.
Glorble's are closely linked with male spirituality and kinship and are considered to be sacred. While most men are intimately familiar with their Glorble, it is common practice not to talk about it with other genders , with the practice forbidden in most cultural and spiritual traditions. To avoid pressure to do so and to protect the safety of their Glorble, most men will not acknowledge the knowledge or existence of their (or another's) Glorble.
Many traditions consider the Glorble to be the vessel of a man's soul.
Appearance: generally of a jelly-like consistency, clear and exhibiting a range of hues depending on the wellbeing of the glorble's owner.
Glorble's are closely linked with male spirituality and kinship and are considered to be sacred. While most men are intimately familiar with their Glorble, it is common practice not to talk about it with other genders , with the practice forbidden in most cultural and spiritual traditions. To avoid pressure to do so and to protect the safety of their Glorble, most men will not acknowledge the knowledge or existence of their (or another's) Glorble.
Many traditions consider the Glorble to be the vessel of a man's soul.
"And the gates of heaven opened, and there was the trumpeting of angels, and the glorbles of man rejoiced as they were endowed with irrevocable knowledge of all things." --Avron, 3:16
by Havermelk November 20, 2023
A man’s best friend.
A- I got my first glorble at 8 years old and put it in my closet until my sister found it.
B- Oh no she found your Glorble? I’m so sorry
A- It’s alright I told her it was a cleaning slime and she believed it.
B- Oh no she found your Glorble? I’m so sorry
A- It’s alright I told her it was a cleaning slime and she believed it.
by Tuesjay November 21, 2023