gload 

adj. "clutch" or otherwise good at performing under pressure.

Man, that jumper was Gload!

gload by seba April 1, 2005

Gload 

A: to gargle ones load.

Christina took me balls deep and then lovingly gloaded my chowder for 5 whole minutes.

Gload by Lucas Howard August 4, 2006

Gload 

Good load

it can be used as a pick up line for guys

for example a guy could go to a woman and say damn you have a gload

Gload by Bourne Dead July 5, 2011

Gload 

Semen with a thick and chunky consistency

You need to go to the free clinic cause you just shot a gload

Gload by regulatorJ September 12, 2018

Gladding 

(Noun)
To be the sort of lad who think negging will get you laid, instead he gets pubically shamed in full view of his employers, friends and strangers on social media.
He is his only cheerleader as everyone thinks hes a creepy little weirdo.
He also had tastes in girls below the legal age, hence the famous moniker "The Ipswitch Nonce"

"Mate, is that hat little Gladding prick from 5 a side?"
"Yup thats Lloyd alright. Quick, hide your baby daughter."

Gladding by CarisJustice December 4, 2020

mouse gladiator

This is someone who despite small size and limited physical ability, see themselves as a tough warrior.

The reason he walks around like a mouse gladiator is no one who can, has been ready to show him he is no warrior!

mouse gladiator by I, Wreckerrr November 21, 2016

smiley gladhands 

As a noun, this slang term refers to individuals that are quick to offer a disingenuous handshake and smile. Although interest and affection from this person may seem legitimate, the severity of their fakery can range anywhere from half-hearted respect of social customs to malicious attempts at separating an individual or group from their money and dignity.

May also be used as an adjective, referring to the act of engaging in the above behavior.

Popularized in 1996 by Maynard James Keenan as lyrics in the song Ænema, performed by the band Tool.

"That used car salesman is being very smiley gladhands."

"I don't want to play smiley gladhands and hang out with your coworkers."

smiley gladhands by ==jjjj=D~ August 28, 2009