Gloriffic

A cross between glorious and horrifically-good

Adam: have you downloaded the new PES demo?
Nicky: i have not
Adam: i recommend it, its gloriffic.

by adamtheturtle October 15, 2009

GloRiffic

The most amazing stunning women in the world, she’s HER FR, don’t no1 compare to her she’s perfect and her names latavia

Yo girl may be whatever to yu but mine is Gloriffic to me

by WhiteJo January 16, 2024

glorified lesbian

Someone that has never been with a man before and we all know it

Ellen DeGeneres is a glorified lesbian .

by IAmJustADroid June 2, 2020

gorification

originating in the urdu word for a white person i.e. gora, gorification refers to the progressive erasure of indian cultural traits from a person of indian origin in favour of american or british cultural traits.

signs of gorification include the pronounciation of a traditionally indian name in such a manner that it almost sounds like an english name! very low tolerance levels for spices, especially chilli, decline or absence of any knowledge of the names of the various dishes that made up your staple diet until you were 16, the declining ability to eat with your hands and the absolute inability to eat rice with your hands, the idea that bollywood movies still don't show kissing and the notion that watching a bollywood movie is akin to a novel cultural experience.

"you can't eat rice with your hands, aisha? (who prefers to call herself asia) your gorification is almost complete!"

to become gorified is to simultaneously be de-desified. ones levels of gorification are inversely proportional to ones levels of desfication/desication

gorification is a synonym for de-desification/de-desication

by evolvepast8 January 25, 2010

Glorified Acquaintance

An individual you used to be friends with, but have since then fallen out with, resulting in a stranger that you know really well.

Since my best friend, Jane, stabbed me in the back, we've become glorified acquaintances.

by Lotsofwords July 7, 2011

gayoriffic

When something goes above and beyond being just gay

Taylor: "Did you go to the footbal game last night?"
Alex: "No, everytime i go i see guys smacking each others asses, its totally gayoriffic."
Alex: "No offense Nate"

by yelsom8 March 14, 2008

Glorified Guitar Hero Player

A person who plays music in a band or solo (most commonly Indie Rock or other hipster music) who has no or very little talent yet feels compelled to strut around or just generally act like a "Rock Star". Most commonly found in cities with "great music scenes" such as Austin or Seattle and simply revitalizes the idea of empty egotism over any substance. People who want to act like "Rock Stars" for the status symbol, but actually know very little about music itself. So therefore people with the exact same talent and delusional sense of self-importance that a person playing the video game "Guitar Hero" would feel.

I went to the show last night and it sucked, they were all just a bunch of Glorified Guitar Hero Players douche bags.

by Ford Leiden December 25, 2009