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glumptious 

The Essex version of scrumptious made famous by Joey Essex,
This food was so sick and glumptious.
glumptious by WOTWOTComME November 21, 2013

Gumptious 

Adjective used to describe something with good mouth feel or that is satisfying to eat. Can also be used to describe something pretty.
“Those cookies were very gumptious” or “You look very gumptious today
Gumptious by Riverthedoge April 27, 2022

Glumptious 

Gary had a nice rack of glumptious balls
Glumptious by Garythegater April 29, 2021

Gumptious 

Someone is gumptious if you ever had a dream with them in it, and they appeared just before you woke up. Your morning wood would vanish out of disgust when you woke up.
"Oh yeah, that girl you were with at the club. Sorry mate, but she's pretty fucking gumptious"
Gumptious by Onionsmeller August 20, 2023

Glutious flatosis 

Wow, stacy realy got a case of the Glutious flatosis

Glishious 

Agent: ''hey how are you?''
Tom: ''good, just feeling a little glishious''
Glishious by alieee January 15, 2018