Definitions by Onionsmeller

Gumptious 

Someone is gumptious if you ever had a dream with them in it, and they appeared just before you woke up. Your morning wood would vanish out of disgust when you woke up.

"Oh yeah, that girl you were with at the club. Sorry mate, but she's pretty fucking gumptious"

Gumptious by Onionsmeller August 20, 2023