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I need some glerp tonight.
wow that girl has good glerp
glerp by hotboymike January 28, 2019
The sudden urge to bark in a public place
“I really need to glerp”
Glerp by Rabiddoglover101 February 7, 2020
is good noise that comes out a sqeezable cheese!
That chedder cheese can sure made a wonderful glerp!
glerp by i like egg April 5, 2016
Another kinky way to say nice, well dressed, smokin', sexy or handsome
"You are lookin mighty glerp

today, man "

*casually winks*

"Thanks man, but not as glerp as you!"
"Aww shucks"
Glerp by Metal~moose December 29, 2015

Glerp king 

Glerp king is the king of the game glerp. Glerp is where you see who’s poop is bigger. The person with the biggest poop is the glerp king. No matter if you are a boy of girl. A glerp Queen doesn’t exist
Jay: dude look at mine. I think I’ll be the glerp king.

Brent: Dude mine over rules yours. I’m the glerp king.
glerp is a word used to signify great amounts of disinterest
guy 1: "hey have you herd of the new game cal - "
guy 2: "glerp"
guy1: "oh ok then *walks away*
glerp by russian cock sucker July 6, 2020
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
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The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
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Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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piddlefart

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Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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