gerp

to choke on ones testicles
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I was only playing about the sex part but she did gerp me last night. Honestly
by *Wonderboy Marvel* June 30, 2003
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n. methamphetamine.
v. the act of being under the influence of methamphetamine; activities one does while under the influence of methamphetamine.
adj. of or like gerp or characteristics of gerp
Last night I got some bomb gerp so I got all gerped and gerped my face off out in the garage for about 14 hours. The garage is totally gerp now, there's no hiding it.
by Llenar13 November 17, 2008
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by niggers are gay May 11, 2003
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While sucking one's testicles, a pubic hair goes down the throat of the sucker and causes the person to choke andbite down on the suckee's scrotum and testicles.(Very painful for both sucker and suckee.)
Chris whipped out his two inch cock and Sean was very angry that it was so short, so he started giving Chris a sackjob.While sucking, he started to gerp and bite down on Chris's scrotum leaving teeth marks and blood everywhere.
by Jon has a small penis May 13, 2003
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buzzin' like drunk, tipsy.....also see pervin' and swervin'
let's get our "gerp" on!!! = let's get drunk
by street May 13, 2003
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v.
to punch someone in the throat
Don't gerp anyone on the field
by nerdderping13 September 27, 2014
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gerp, when the prefix es is attachted, becomes an abbreviation of the genital herpes. Gerpes
your mother has gerpes, then passed them onto me
by Anonymous May 13, 2003
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