by hotboymike January 28, 2019
is good noise that comes out a sqeezable cheese!
by i like egg December 28, 2016
Difficult to cure and highly infectious, this is glitter that travels from person to person after even minimal contact. Usually originates from some kind of queer craft activity involving glitter or glittered clothing and accessories. A great number of queer people, particularly gay men, catch and spread glerpes.
Usually transmitted by hugging, cuddling, or just being really gay. A portmanteau of glitter and herpes.
Usually transmitted by hugging, cuddling, or just being really gay. A portmanteau of glitter and herpes.
by Kari Tether December 18, 2014
by Rabiddoglover101 February 7, 2020
The mixture of glitter and herpes found on any number of individuals. This term speaks to the oddly high incidence at which glitter and herpes occur together. Glitter and herpes alone have a small probability of being present on any sole person. However, the probability that the second occurs when the first is present is almost a statistical certainty.
Person 1: "Dude that stripper is so hot!
Person 2 She has glitter all over her man.
Person 1 Wtf does that have to do with anything?
Person 2 The glerpes... You can't be too careful
Person 1: Good catch...
Person 2 She has glitter all over her man.
Person 1 Wtf does that have to do with anything?
Person 2 The glerpes... You can't be too careful
Person 1: Good catch...
by freshnate September 22, 2011
"You are lookin mighty glerp
today, man "
*casually winks*
"Thanks man, but not as glerp as you!"
"Aww shucks"
today, man "
*casually winks*
"Thanks man, but not as glerp as you!"
"Aww shucks"
by Metal~moose October 30, 2015
Glerp king is the king of the game glerp. Glerp is where you see who’s poop is bigger. The person with the biggest poop is the glerp king. No matter if you are a boy of girl. A glerp Queen doesn’t exist
Jay: dude look at mine. I think I’ll be the glerp king.
Brent: Dude mine over rules yours. I’m the glerp king.
Brent: Dude mine over rules yours. I’m the glerp king.
by Omigodronnie. May 6, 2019