glerp

oral sex

I need some glerp tonight.
wow that girl has good glerp

by hotboymike January 28, 2019

Glerp

The sudden urge to bark in a public place

“I really need to glerp”

by Rabiddoglover101 February 7, 2020

glerp

is good noise that comes out a sqeezable cheese!

That chedder cheese can sure made a wonderful glerp!

by i like egg April 5, 2016

Glerp

Another kinky way to say nice, well dressed, smokin', sexy or handsome

"You are lookin mighty glerp

today, man "

*casually winks*

"Thanks man, but not as glerp as you!"
"Aww shucks"

by Metal~moose December 29, 2015

glerp

glerp is a word used to signify great amounts of disinterest

guy 1: "hey have you herd of the new game cal - "
guy 2: "glerp"
guy1: "oh ok then *walks away*

by russian cock sucker July 6, 2020

Glerp

To glerp: to defecate into the male slot of a preschool while being jelqed after munting

Hey Matthew! Want to come with me and Elliot to glerp the new preschool

by Ur mums ex boyfriends step dad March 26, 2024

Glerp king

Glerp king is the king of the game glerp. Glerp is where you see who’s poop is bigger. The person with the biggest poop is the glerp king. No matter if you are a boy of girl. A glerp Queen doesn’t exist

Jay: dude look at mine. I think I’ll be the glerp king.

Brent: Dude mine over rules yours. I’m the glerp king.

by Omigodronnie. May 6, 2019