Glennball/Glennballs is a nickname for someone who doesn’t know how to act like they belong in a particular social situation, especially an area that contains alcohol. A Glennball also is extremely nervous in the presence of alcohol and if with a group of people, does whatever they can to ruin the party fun. This usually comes with lying about being kicked out of the party house. Other spontaneous actions include but are not limited to, pacing nervously around a room, saying classified things about friends for attention to women, throwing temper tantrums in cars with other friends to their mom about not wanting to work, and having the worst possible aux imaginable.
Yoooo Billy, don’t listen to Jackson, he is being a Glennball and doesn’t want his mom spanking him for being in the presence of Alcohol.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"