Glennball/Glennballs is a nickname for someone who doesn’t know how to act like they belong in a particular social situation, especially an area that contains alcohol. A Glennball also is extremely nervous in the presence of alcohol and if with a group of people, does whatever they can to ruin the party fun. This usually comes with lying about being kicked out of the party house. Other spontaneous actions include but are not limited to, pacing nervously around a room, saying classified things about friends for attention to women, throwing temper tantrums in cars with other friends to their mom about not wanting to work, and having the worst possible aux imaginable.
Yoooo Billy, don’t listen to Jackson, he is being a Glennball and doesn’t want his mom spanking him for being in the presence of Alcohol.
by JohnCheddarFogGuy July 25, 2023