Glennard 

most likely asian has no father and might be the weirdest in the group chat

Person 1: wsp guysss
Glennard: Ohio gyat rizz

glennard’s are jus bitches

Glennard by Niggger3225 November 21, 2023

Glenbard North

A large high school in Carol Stream, Illinois, part of the Glenbard 87 School District. Often referred to as a prison because it has no windows, and must be heated with bunsen burners because the school is at a constant 56 degress. Hallways are color-coded so that you don't get lost at there is no outside point of reference (see above). Glenbard North (often referred to as GBN) is the loner school in the district, hated by East, South, and West, because it is so far away from them. Sometimes confused with Glenbrook North (especially after the hazing incident) and known for getting into a brawl with Fremd High School during the football playoffs in 2007. Their mascot is the panther, and wrestling is a frickin cult.

Kid 1: Why are you wearing jeans and a sweatshirt when it's 80 degrees outside?
Kid 2: I go to Glenbard North.

Glenbard North by GBNyb February 15, 2009

glenbard west

One of the prettiest schools in the united states. home of duchon field, one of the best places to watch a football game as noted by usa today. home to some of the richest people in the county and the biggest snobs

glenbard west rocks my socks!

glenbard west by Suck it Trebec April 29, 2005

Glenbard East 

Glenbard East, located in Lombard, Illinois. Glenbard East is the worst school to attend out of all of the Glenbards. They have a neat color scheme of red and black. If you go to East, then get ready to get looked down upon by the other schools. People from Glenbard East hate Willowbrook, their rival, and often blurt out "fuck the Brook". East is also known to be slutville, where the girls are easy and a bunch of sluts. People from Glendale Heights, Bloomingdale, and Addison all attend Glenbard East. Their mascot is represented by the Ram. Their wrestling and basketball team is amazing while their football team is used as practice by the other schools.

What school did you go to?
I went to Glenbard East.
Damn, I feel sorry for you.

Glenbard East by Ram Head September 8, 2013

Glenbard North

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It is commonly stated by the other 3 Glenbards that Glenbard North, and everyone claiming to attend Glenbard North, does not exist.

Pookie: So I met this guy from Glenbard North at the band thing.
Me: Glenbard North doesn't exist. Liar.

Glenbard North by the_1andonly_chide June 2, 2011

glenbard south 

noun; a school in the glenellyn area. extremely small. and everyone has known each other since like 6th grade. you kno everything about everyone. it is also referred to as club south. because when you say one thing it'll be spread round the whole school by the next day. there is dances in a lunch room, Everyone is in sum click. ((the geeks, preps, emos, gothics,))and the majority of ppl are fake, just trying to be recognized. it is in a town located in bumble fuck, where the only thing to do is go to tacobell or los b's la88te at night, and sit in the parking lot drunk. It has the wierdest groups of people. The school takes everything too seriosuly and has hall monitors that patrol everything,(and waddle!) thinking that when you dont have a pass; the whole world may end. it has rivals of wheaton warrenville south and glenbard west-(snobs.)Where eveyrone hates eachother. it majorly lacks school spirit, we have no classes, a shytty looking school, and no money. cuz of the fricken referendum. cuz our school spends money on bogus stuff no1 cares about. even though there have sum teachers that are fuckin awesome there are a lot some that should fuck themselves, that have nothing better to do then cause trouble cuz the can.or look at kid's myspaces and suspend them. There are no windows, and it looks like a prison . The mascot is a raider, and our colors are red white and blue (how original!)

this is also abreviated as GBS

Alli; Hey where do u go to school?
Jackie; Glenbard south
Alli; damn, u live in bumble fuck then!

glenbard south by ---cac--- July 28, 2008

Glenbard South 

The other high school in Glen Ellyn besides Glenbard West.
Way uglier than Glenbard West. The 'tower' has no windows.
Lights were added to the football field in 2000, and a few years after that, a new auditorium was built, complete with orchestra pit.
Had a very good cross - country and math team a few years ago.
More intellectual and less drugged/stuck up than our Crescent Bvld. counterpart.
Conveniently located diagonal from a 7-11 at Park and Butterfield.

I was in the bottom third of my class even though my GPA was a B. That's what happens when you go to a competitive school like Glenbard South.

Glenbard South by EDAWGfff March 31, 2007