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Jade, you are so much more than gorgeous, you are glendous.
Glendous by Fatcherry May 22, 2020

Glennoned 

In NCAA football, to get "Glennoned" is to have your team's undefeated season come crashing down at the hands of a mediocre team, led by a mediocre QB, and one of the only ACC quarterbacks not to transfer to Wisconsin - Mike Glennon.

The resulting defeat crushes your hopes of making it to the BCS title game (but let's face it, the $EC has to be in it regardless) and makes every other win seem insignificant, especially as NC State has a mediocre rest of the season.

Getting Glennoned on the ESPN website is referred to as getting gleasted.
EJ Manuel was hot on the Heisman list until he got Glennoned at Carter-Finley Stadium in Raleigh.
Glennoned by ccccchris December 14, 2012
City in the San Gabriel Valley about 25 miles from DT Los Angeles. Predominantly white, with a high-ranking school district and diverse housing stock. Very "Leave it to Beaver."
Many Churches and a significant amount of Mormons. Overwhelmingly Republican.

See Nouveau Riche
Man: I'm Republican, Christian, and I drive a Lifted Chevy Silverado.
Other Man: You must be from Glendora.
Glendora by sereptitious June 14, 2011

glenburn 

a small place in maine that is in the middle of hermon, levant, orono, and bangor. aka the sticks. doesnt even have a high school. aka g-burn. people is glenburn are called g-burnians
a plac;el where th7iu9op is no
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glenburn by whokaka August 19, 2008

Glenorchy 

A suburb of Hobart, Tasmania. Filled to the brim with countless inbred bogans who'll stab you for merely looking at them 'funny'.
My brother got mugged in Glenorchy.

Glenwood Springs 

As close to never-never land as you get. Where adults are forever ski-bums, and kids are raised to love their mountains. If you drive 20 miles out of town on a Saturday night in the summer, be watchful of teenagers around a bonfire, with beer in hand.
Damn, I wish I could have grown up in Glenwood Springs!
Glenwood Springs by CONative May 17, 2011