Glavan 

He’s a bitch who plays the trombone and loads trailers.

Did you see Glavan?? Yeah he’s always playing that trombone and loading trailers up north…

Glavan by pooljesus October 8, 2023

Galvanistic 

galvanism is the concept, uh, the obsolete scientific theory that there is a kind of electricity flowing through our bloodstreams
And that was our life force
I used the term because I came across it in, uh, Mary Shelley's, uh, "Frankenstein"
And that book is sort of an exploration of the theme of creating a character, of making up a person
So I used the term "galvanistic" to allude to that book as a sort of a symbol of how I like, created you as a character
I'm pretending that I know a lot more about you than I actually do
And also to refer to the fact that I've fall—fallen in love with the characters you've created in, uh, your body of work

You galvanistic young boy
You galvanistic young man
You galvanistic young inhuman
You understand

Galvanistic by almondmilkhotel January 24, 2022

Tom Glavine 

The best MLB pitcher of all time. Spent a majority of his Hall of Fame career with the Atlanta Braves.

305 Career Wins (20 game winner 5 times)
10 time Allstar
2 time Cy Young Award Winner (1991 and 1998)
4 time Silver Slugger Award Winner
1995 World Series MVP

Bobby Cox: "Tommy you're on the hill today. Shut 'em down."

Tom Glavine: "Yes sir coach Bobby Cox sir. Will do."

Bobby Cox: "Can of coooorrn!"

Tom Glavine by skeeble weebop March 2, 2010

Giavanna 

Giavanna is usually a girl. Shes outgoing, beautiful, smart, intelligent, respectful, responsible, caring, talented, kind, a great kisser, and very self conscious, but sometimes she’s confident.

Giavanna youre hot!
Giavanna you got an A+ on ur test! Giavanna, will u go out with me?

Giavanna by turtle222223333 May 19, 2018

geavanst 

Being fucked in the ass by an organization you pay a monthly contribution to.

I have been geavanst again maybe i should stop paying tuition.

geavanst by geavanst4you November 18, 2021

Hoiven-Glaven 

Phrase Used by Professor Frink in the Simpsons

This was project HOIVEN-GLAVIN!!

Hoiven-Glaven by AWEZOME September 30, 2003

Glaven! 

Some crazy word made up by some crazy guy named Proffeser John Frink who will make you think most probably he uses it in place of a swear word.

Some guy: I killa you!
(he hits Frink with a bat)
Frink: With all the pain and the hurting and the crying to mummy. MM... GLAVEN!

Glaven! by Scurvy Sea Dog May 8, 2005