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Glaucing 

A state of being so far gone with insanity that you return to being normal and mentally well- however, with a much greater coolness factor.
“That guy used to be totally psychotic, but now he’s stacked and totally glaucing!”
Glaucing by supergluac December 21, 2022
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E-glancing 

The common practice of scan-reading your email messages. E-glancing has become more prominent due to workload and time constraints. E-glancing is facilitated by the growing popularity of PDA type devices where emails are received out of the office environment. In such circumstances,  ‘E-glancing' assures a prompt response and efficient time management for busy professionals.

E-glancing also incorporates a function whereby (when reading an email) only the first few sentences of the email are actually studied by the receiver. As a result of E-glancing, emails in the business environment have become less wordy and exhibit direct evidence when calling for action i.e. incorporation of bullet points and numbering rather than long-winded explanations of entire scenarios.
Busy professionals have unwittingly developed a technique known as e-glancing to ensure they can identify critical tasks (outlined by an inundation of electronic media) in a shorter time-frame, thus rendering their response with greater efficacy.
E-glancing by elmaz_concepts December 6, 2010

Glancing Blow 

Head from a girl with a lazy eye.
That girl that gave me head last night had one eye looking at me and one eye looking for me...it was like she gave me a glancing blow!
Glancing Blow by Ofnsve August 26, 2009

intently glancing 

when someone pretends to glance to look at what you are writing or have written in an instant messenger session but is actually GLANCING very intently and has read EVERYTHING you have said
The creepy old man was INTENTLY GLANCING at my i.m. when i was chatting.
intently glancing by Riter January 21, 2006

Clock Glancing 

The act of repeatedly looking at the clock to see how much more time is left for an event or something of that nature to end.
During school, when someone is going insane with boredom, they keep clock glancing.
Clock Glancing by imaglancer March 7, 2011

Facebook Glancing 

A less creepy way of telling someone that you've been Facebook stalking them for hours if not days.
Boy: Hey, how's your job at Panera Bread going?

Girl: How did you know I work there...?

Boy: Oh, I just was just Facebook glancing you for a second last night and that's what I noticed.
Facebook Glancing by Jacked313 December 20, 2012

Nigga Glancing 

Nigga glancing is when someone of the same gender stares at you to see if you are gay as well.
"Boi, this dude was straight nigga glancing at me niggas be gay asf."
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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