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Glassfish 

Similar to a 'catfish' however a 'glassfish' deceives you into thinking they are attractive but in actual fact they're ugly underneath their sunglasses
'Look at the lifeguard - he's hot'

*lifeguard removes sunglasses*
'oh no he's not - he's a glassfish'
Glassfish by SBSBSB7 September 2, 2017

Glassshit 

Buildings with ugly modern architecture made out of glass and steel.

Especially ones that don't fit into their surroundings and are a blight on the urban landscape.
I'm fed up with all this glassshit popping up everywhere
Glassshit by Glassed January 8, 2020
this is when you discriminate against a person for wearing glasses
dude1:she's cute, but she's got glasses...
Dude2:Your so glassist!
glassist by Frank MacE November 19, 2009

Glasswasher Seat 

Seat at the bar where you have a great view of the waitresses cleavage while she washes glasses
Ryan and Eric draw straws in the truck for the seat in front of the glasswasher seat cause Katy has huge cans and a tank top on.
Glasswasher Seat by idkjerk September 23, 2016

Glassism 

People who are technically racist to people who where glasses
Hey you eye glass dumbo get a life imagine having 4 eyes bitch

Me: stop being glassism
Glassism by BeTHATurbanGUY March 7, 2022
someone who discriminates against glass, someone who is irrationally and strongly opposed to glass
person1: yo u heard bout that chick fiona?
person2: yea man..shes a glassist
person3:...are u freal? man wat a loser
person1: wow what a freakin scrub
person2: yea bruh she crushed my dreams of a glass house
person3: i bet she eats oysters every day
Glassist by thejzacorleone December 16, 2011
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
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