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Glandslide

The slow deterioration of the breast with age, the loss of perkiness. The spillage of female tissue once the bra is removed.
"Dude, it was a total Glandslide when I got her bra off."
Babs used to look me in the eye when we first hooked up. Twenty years later she just stares at the ground.
by Eddie Foeller January 18, 2009
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Colombian Landslide

The aftermath of a strong brewed Colombian coffee which results in a stomach-clearing shit-storm. This poo is not like any regular, solid poo; rather, it is a slimey, smooth, and smelly production. Post Colombian Landslide, one may feel 10-20 lbs lighter, happier, and healthier.
"Don't use the bathroom for a while, I had some Chipotle last night and just had a Colombian Landslide in there"

"My stomach hurts, I think I should have a coffee and induce a Colombia Landslide"
by EWMB March 4, 2018
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ohio landslide

a combination of the cincinnati bowtie and a hot carl, cincinnati is located in ohio. and landslide... well. you know.
it takes some skill but i pulled off a monster ohio landslide on my bitch last night
by sexable panda June 26, 2008
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landslide

With 88% of the vote, the incumbent won by a landslide.
by JavaJaneOhio July 30, 2010
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Trump Landslide

When you accidentally shit yourself and it slides down your leg. Most common when exerting oneself while performing a seemingly easy task. e.g. drinking a glass of water with one hand. Usually used as an exclamative.
"Trump landslide!"
"The bathroom's the third door on your left."
by Charlene"The Moose"Chartreuse September 26, 2020
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Portugese Landslide

when a male places his scrotum on another persons face (ball in each eye) with the shitter right above the mouth. He then takes a dump causing the shit to roll down their face like a portugese landslide
Woah, has she just recieved a portugese landslide?
I gave him a portugese landslide the other day.
by jeff93 January 7, 2010
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Mexican Landslide

A sexual position in which you ride someone in the asshole down a staircase on a mattress
Damn i fucked that girl mexican landslide style
by fpsme October 15, 2007
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