Glads

Girl lads - fucking lit chicks that just want a pint of lager and dart to end a hard working day. Usually on the hot girl summer side of life.

Paul: woah bro, did you see those bunch of hard working Sheila’s that just walked in?

Bert: yeah bro, they’re the glads of the town, they love a bender, go hard or go home am I right?

Glads by Immy, Molly and ruby December 22, 2021

Glads

Is used when girls and lads (gays) are in a group

Out for a few drinks with the glads

Glads by Aisling the untrustworthy girl November 23, 2023

Dirty Glads 

The amazing ability due to a large gap in your front teeth to perform oral sex on a woman while your top and bottom teeth are clenched together.

Every time I see Bryan smile I'm positive he can give a chick a Dirty Glads..

Dirty Glads by Kuk6969 December 21, 2010

Gadsmack

\ ˈgadˈsmak \ (noun)

a disarmingly wounding insult.

Dr. Gadsmack: "Dear Cerebral Eunuch, when I met up with your wife's boyfriend last night, we had a lovely chat about your life choices..."

Gadsmack by Green Gordon June 15, 2020

Gladding 

(Noun)
To be the sort of lad who think negging will get you laid, instead he gets pubically shamed in full view of his employers, friends and strangers on social media.
He is his only cheerleader as everyone thinks hes a creepy little weirdo.
He also had tastes in girls below the legal age, hence the famous moniker "The Ipswitch Nonce"

"Mate, is that hat little Gladding prick from 5 a side?"
"Yup thats Lloyd alright. Quick, hide your baby daughter."

Gladding by CarisJustice December 4, 2020

mouse gladiator

This is someone who despite small size and limited physical ability, see themselves as a tough warrior.

The reason he walks around like a mouse gladiator is no one who can, has been ready to show him he is no warrior!

mouse gladiator by I, Wreckerrr November 21, 2016

smiley gladhands 

As a noun, this slang term refers to individuals that are quick to offer a disingenuous handshake and smile. Although interest and affection from this person may seem legitimate, the severity of their fakery can range anywhere from half-hearted respect of social customs to malicious attempts at separating an individual or group from their money and dignity.

May also be used as an adjective, referring to the act of engaging in the above behavior.

Popularized in 1996 by Maynard James Keenan as lyrics in the song Ænema, performed by the band Tool.

"That used car salesman is being very smiley gladhands."

"I don't want to play smiley gladhands and hang out with your coworkers."

smiley gladhands by ==jjjj=D~ August 28, 2009