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hag gladice

A woman who is, or resembles a stripper over the age of 45 who's face looks like worn leather and whos voice could only be described as a combination of a waterbuffalo and drowning hyeina.
Bro, your girlfriend is a total hag gladice.

The obx strip clubs are full of hag gladices.
hag gladice by not samantha. May 11, 2016

Gladie Punch 

The act of punching with such force, that faces are obliterated upon contact. The Gladie Punch has been known to cause shockwaves that affect multiple people. Gladie Punches can only be done by Gladie.
Dude, Tom just got Gladie Punched and now he can't move his face.
Gladie Punch by Gladie July 12, 2006

Gladiestestist 

(Adjective) describes a mood of transfixed happiness, state of joyousness, the greatest form of glad
Listening to her mountain stories and her food fetishes made her the gladiestestist
Gladiestestist by HOVISLOVE January 6, 2019

Gladieux 

to Gladieux: v. To bullshit; exaggerate; glorify. Playing the Native American flute out of one's ass.

See also bullshit, BS
Gee, sweetie, if I thought that turned you on, I could Gladieux that stuff up all day long!

Quit Gladieuxing, already!
Gladieux by Ryan and Whitney December 17, 2003
Guys that look like ladies.

He has long luxurious hair, long sassy eyelashes, and well manicured nails.

He may even wear make up.
John and Jack are beautiful gladies.
Gladies by LawSr July 18, 2022
When someone is happy with your progress, but still feels you need a little guidance.
After witnessing my recent accomplishment at work, my boss gave me a bit of gladvice to help me achieve even more......
Gladvice by golfstar17 January 23, 2017
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
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