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hag gladice

A woman who is, or resembles a stripper over the age of 45 who's face looks like worn leather and whos voice could only be described as a combination of a waterbuffalo and drowning hyeina.
Bro, your girlfriend is a total hag gladice.

The obx strip clubs are full of hag gladices.
hag gladice by not samantha. May 11, 2016
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Gladie Punch 

The act of punching with such force, that faces are obliterated upon contact. The Gladie Punch has been known to cause shockwaves that affect multiple people. Gladie Punches can only be done by Gladie.
Dude, Tom just got Gladie Punched and now he can't move his face.
Gladie Punch by Gladie July 12, 2006

Gladiestestist 

(Adjective) describes a mood of transfixed happiness, state of joyousness, the greatest form of glad
Listening to her mountain stories and her food fetishes made her the gladiestestist
Gladiestestist by HOVISLOVE January 6, 2019

Gladieux 

to Gladieux: v. To bullshit; exaggerate; glorify. Playing the Native American flute out of one's ass.

See also bullshit, BS
Gee, sweetie, if I thought that turned you on, I could Gladieux that stuff up all day long!

Quit Gladieuxing, already!
Gladieux by Ryan and Whitney December 17, 2003
Guys that look like ladies.

He has long luxurious hair, long sassy eyelashes, and well manicured nails.

He may even wear make up.
John and Jack are beautiful gladies.
Gladies by LawSr July 18, 2022
When someone is happy with your progress, but still feels you need a little guidance.
After witnessing my recent accomplishment at work, my boss gave me a bit of gladvice to help me achieve even more......
Gladvice by golfstar17 January 23, 2017