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Gladius Guavas

Tits that resemble a gladiators sword

Long flat and pointy at the end
She looks like a sword rack with those two gladius guavas hanging there

glades middle school 

a good school with a lot of fucking crackheads and thots everywhere and fights all the time and siles is pretty gay

coral glades 

Imagine a place that is mainly latino, or black. This place has fuckin people who are as pale as casper the ghost who are trying to be black or claim to be latino. This school is so dull and drab to the point where the most interesting thing to ever happen at this fucking school is probably a fight between two fuckboys or chicks whose fucking diets consist of solely hot cheetos. Scratch that, there’s probably some absolute loser who gets busted for drugs, probably because someone snitched and got them roped. The teachers are so boring and erratic to the point where blowing my fucking brains out would be better than sitting in a classroom. Fuck this school, I can’t wait to graduate and I fucking hope that the principal sees this because this school HAS to be the shittiest shithole to ever be created. Peace.
Thing One: Hey man wanna know something that’s more dangerous and boring than Taravella?

Thing Two: No, what is it?

Thing One: Coral Glades High School!
coral glades by arcticm0nkeys03 October 8, 2019

gladis syndrome 

Maddie thought the under ground railroad was actually underground. They knew she had the Gladis Syndrome

gladesmore 

The word Gladesmore is typically the name given for a school that is world-renowned known for their chicken wings and for their extremely autistic teachers.
James, that school was such a Gladesmore
gladesmore by bignuts3974828 January 18, 2019
A short sword used by the Romans. They liked the hispanic design of swords so much that they adopted it and increased on the design.


The roman gladius was used mainly for stabbing, as their short profile allowed them to glide quickly through the air and penetrate through armor.
There are four known types of gladius's,

Hispaniesis, Mainz, Fulham, Pompeii.

A breakoff design of the mainz type gladius is called the Mainz-Reingonheim.
Gladius by Not Zane August 19, 2004
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026

Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
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