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glad bag 

A "glad bag" is defined as an organ within the human body that does not show up on MRI/CAT SCANs or x-ray, it self-destructs during happy joyous beautiful, nice, lovely glad moments in a person's life. Science and human biology find it difficult to define or explain.
"I burst her glad bag" -

"Call me Shamu because I was wet after a burst glad bag"-
"Yo my girl had me do something with her and she immediately burst her glad bag"-
"Not even a ziploc could contain her burst glad bag"-

Garbage bag glad 

Karla: Hey Ahson, I just got you new shoe laces.
Ahson: OH KARLA, THAT MAKES ME GARBAGE BAG GLAD!
Garbage bag glad by NoFearNasir August 11, 2012

glad bagged 

We got glad bagged off some Jack last night.
glad bagged by Anthony Gracia January 12, 2008

glad bags 

I knew her tits weren't real, but I had fun playing with her glad bags anyway.
glad bags by trance_at_yahoo November 20, 2009
A slut. Her pussy is so open its like a glad trash bag.
damnnn she looks like a gladbag.
gladbag by Melpre October 30, 2007
A bag of drugs, usually weed.
Joey's got gladbags of kush for the low.
Gladbag by KMART_v2 March 16, 2019