Glärg 

A large, carnivorous mammal with a sharp spine that juts out of its back. Found in Northeastern Germany

"The Glärg is a Very Frightening Beast..."

Glärg by the "glumbe" March 3, 2023

Glarg 

A feeling of boredom, frustration, and general engineering-ish-ness.

University Student 1: Glarg
University Student 2: agreed, I do not like this either

Glarg by Fraser K. February 7, 2008

Glarg 

The noise her mouth makes When your big cock is in her mouth at the back of the throat and you facefuck her and she makes a glarg gagging noise usually with saliva every where

Damn you can really take some dick baby

Now Open your mouth as wide as you can and stick your tongue out

Glarg glarg glarg glarg glarg !

Ahh Fuck yeah just like that

Glarg by Supersoaker2020 March 16, 2020

Glarg 

Exclamation; opposite of yay

"Glarg!" I have to miss the concert because of an exam.

Glarg by Shai Steiman September 18, 2003

Glarg 

That sound of relief you make after the shit you've been pushing for ten minutes finally comes free.

"Glarg! Huh! It's okay. It's okay. It's all over now!"

Glarg by Dr.FunTimes June 1, 2015

Glarg 

Just being an absolute fucking Chad in all things you do in life!

I'm telling you that Ryan is a total Glarg! The way he played out that war in game and won 1st place, all while he had that sexy bitch just Glargging down on him!

Glarg by SweeterTee December 3, 2021

Glarg 

to randomly hit computer keys on the keyboard. expresses emotions such as confusion, anger, and sheer boredom.

me:gosh ive been so sdfhosidjrlesijglkgopei lately. ya know?
her: no. i have no fucking clue what you're talking bout
me: bitch. im fucking glarging.
her:oh...*akward silence*

Glarg by JEWjew February 15, 2008