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A feeling of boredom, frustration, and general engineering-ish-ness.
University Student 1: Glarg
University Student 2: agreed, I do not like this either
Glarg by Fraser K. February 7, 2008
The noise her mouth makes When your big cock is in her mouth at the back of the throat and you facefuck her and she makes a glarg gagging noise usually with saliva every where
Damn you can really take some dick baby

Now Open your mouth as wide as you can and stick your tongue out

Glarg glarg glarg glarg glarg !

Ahh Fuck yeah just like that
Glarg by Supersoaker2020 March 16, 2020
"Glarg!" I have to miss the concert because of an exam.
Glarg by Shai Steiman September 18, 2003
That sound of relief you make after the shit you've been pushing for ten minutes finally comes free.
"Glarg! Huh! It's okay. It's okay. It's all over now!"
Glarg by Dr.FunTimes June 1, 2015
Just being an absolute fucking Chad in all things you do in life!
I'm telling you that Ryan is a total Glarg! The way he played out that war in game and won 1st place, all while he had that sexy bitch just Glargging down on him!
Glarg by SweeterTee December 3, 2021
to randomly hit computer keys on the keyboard. expresses emotions such as confusion, anger, and sheer boredom.
me:gosh ive been so sdfhosidjrlesijglkgopei lately. ya know?
her: no. i have no fucking clue what you're talking bout
me: bitch. im fucking glarging.
her:oh...*akward silence*
Glarg by JEWjew February 15, 2008
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Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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