Give One

Give one is a shortened phrase deriving from ' I don't Give a shit'. explained like:
Give one,
I couldn't give one
As in a shit
As in i couldn't give a shit

A: hey i read a great book on the history of bees
B: give one:)

A: you need to do the dishes
B: give one

by doodeyboob April 26, 2010

give one

have sex

Jenn: Wow, Anton is so cute. I totally want to give one to him.

Jess: You can't. He's gay.

by gsizm January 25, 2010

give one the creeps

to give one the creeps is to create a feeling of disgust or horror

There was strange man following me around the grocery store. He was giving me the creeps!
give one the creeps

by Bryant333 May 13, 2018

give her one

=have sex with her (British slang, coarse)

'You've been going out for ages! Haven't you given her one yet?'
'Out of ten, I'd give her one... hur! hur!'

by MarkDallas June 22, 2007

give him one

to have sex with
lusting after a gorgeous man

'i'd love to give him one'
'i gave him one last night'

by lalalaland January 20, 2008

give me one

a pretty sweet game where you get to lift/ flick your freinds nipple upward and yell GIMME ONE! then they have a right to do it back. its a neverending game.. plus iif a girl does it to you.. your aloud to do it back.

me: hey jared * lifts nipple* GIMME ONE!
jared:ahhhh my niple GIMME ONE * brings pain upon my nipple*

by taaraa March 19, 2005

no one gives

A short way of saying no one gives a (crap, sh*t, f*ck, et.) usually to avoid saying the curse word but also to say a shorter version. Someone may want to include the curse word, but it might not be the right place and time to say it.

"You got a 99 and not a 100 on your math test?." "Guess what? no one gives ." (Pretend their in school or some place where you should be polite.)

by CarolineForbes1469 April 05, 2018