Gitslap

A harmless technology related prank or message which is presented or delivered in an instantaneous and startling manner and results in an unexpected and profound reaction from the intended target as they try to process what just happened.

Always intended to be the most profoundly savage surprise the gitslap creator can manifest, gitslaps are rarely lame and lacking in effectiveness.

"Bout to send that gitslap to get her mind right."
"That nigga just gitslapped the fuck out yo ass."
"They think it's a game til that gitslap gets they mind right."

Gitslap by Kundafuckinlini August 2, 2021

GetSlappedHomie 

A very respect term that lights up anybody's day. Whenever you see any kind of ownage like, someone failing a unit final and having to stay back a grade.

Teacher: ok homies You getting yo tests back!
Ginger next to you: oh dang I gotta get a c- or better
Gets test back and fails, starts crying
You: yo how does it feel to GetSlappedHomie!?

GetSlappedHomie by Get Slapped Homie Shinobi November 6, 2012

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016