4 definitions by Kundafuckinlini
A harmless technology related prank or message which is presented or delivered in an instantaneous and startling manner and results in an unexpected and profound reaction from the intended target as they try to process what just happened.
Always intended to be the most profoundly savage surprise the gitslap creator can manifest, gitslaps are rarely lame and lacking in effectiveness.
Always intended to be the most profoundly savage surprise the gitslap creator can manifest, gitslaps are rarely lame and lacking in effectiveness.
"Bout to send that gitslap to get her mind right."
"That nigga just gitslapped the fuck out yo ass."
"They think it's a game til that gitslap gets they mind right."
"That nigga just gitslapped the fuck out yo ass."
"They think it's a game til that gitslap gets they mind right."
by Kundafuckinlini August 2, 2021
A lightworker or individual dedicated to spreading light and healing, but who attracts through unconventional means such as brashness, hijacking, bluntness, insensitivity, and outlandish behavior. Can refer to any enlightened, awakened, or woke individual or being who doesn't conform to the normal stereotype of having the outward appearance of a vegan soy boy peace loving hippie.
While the Savage Starchild still loves all abundantly, they tend to take a more realistic pragmatic approach which focuses less on an individual's feelings of wellbeing being nurtured and instead dish out blunt truths to cause the individual to humble themselves look within, introspectively. Cloaked within this seeming arrogance is a message or gift of pure love, healing, and knowledge
This leads to two reactions...
1. In an individual who isn't ready for enlightenment, the individual resists the message of love and assumes the Savage Starchild meant harm, and attempts to argue back - which is usually impossible due to the savage starchild's supreme projection of confidence.
2. Typically in enlightened or near-enlightened individuals, the savage starchild's message is embraced and championed as a pinnacle of humor or confidence. This results in bandwagoning, leading to the message being more readily absorbed.
While the Savage Starchild still loves all abundantly, they tend to take a more realistic pragmatic approach which focuses less on an individual's feelings of wellbeing being nurtured and instead dish out blunt truths to cause the individual to humble themselves look within, introspectively. Cloaked within this seeming arrogance is a message or gift of pure love, healing, and knowledge
This leads to two reactions...
1. In an individual who isn't ready for enlightenment, the individual resists the message of love and assumes the Savage Starchild meant harm, and attempts to argue back - which is usually impossible due to the savage starchild's supreme projection of confidence.
2. Typically in enlightened or near-enlightened individuals, the savage starchild's message is embraced and championed as a pinnacle of humor or confidence. This results in bandwagoning, leading to the message being more readily absorbed.
"That Facebook group The Savage Starchild goes hard af... How does a healer go so hard?"
"Never engage a Savage Starchild in linguistic combat, lest you be destroyed and miss out on their profound gift of healing and wisdom."
"The Savage Starchild serves to effect healing and spreading of knowledge in individuals who normally wouldn't approach the passive peace-loving lightworkers. These individuals value bluntness, have a great sense of humor, and don't take life too seriously. They see anyone who is offended by their methods as weak, unevolved, and egotistical."
"Never engage a Savage Starchild in linguistic combat, lest you be destroyed and miss out on their profound gift of healing and wisdom."
"The Savage Starchild serves to effect healing and spreading of knowledge in individuals who normally wouldn't approach the passive peace-loving lightworkers. These individuals value bluntness, have a great sense of humor, and don't take life too seriously. They see anyone who is offended by their methods as weak, unevolved, and egotistical."
by Kundafuckinlini August 2, 2021
Trolled or made the subject of a joke or insult which incorporates a setup related to Elon Musk or his interests or business ventures. Used like rekt - but when the joke's substance relates to Elon Musk.
Usually preceded with fucking, i.e. "Fucking Elon Musked".
Usually preceded with fucking, i.e. "Fucking Elon Musked".
"I'll take you on a ride to outer space, lil mama."
"So now your dick's a rocket?"
"Yeah, a Falcon 9 Heavy"
"Fucking Elon Musked"
"So now your dick's a rocket?"
"Yeah, a Falcon 9 Heavy"
"Fucking Elon Musked"
by Kundafuckinlini August 2, 2021
Also stylized KundalinIQ; of great knowledge and wisdom related to the Buddhist spiritual phenomenon of Kundalini awakenings. Kundaliniq knowledge or advice is that which can lead a non-spiritual person to a full-blown Kundalini awakening without any spiritual knowledge if properly received and utilized.
Kundaliniq wisdom is highly valuable, and is a blessing bestowed upon the recipient of this knowledge. It is a life-changing gift, but it up to the recipient to utilize and appreciate this gift.
Properly used, the resultant Kundalini awakening can completely transform one's perception and approach to life itself. This happens through the resultant ego death, loss of selfishness, self introspect, expanded consciousness, desire for knowledge, and amazingly expanded and complete understanding of love - which comes with a desire to spread this love and wisdom to all living things.
Kundaliniq knowledge was once a secret but an individual who received this knowledge universally without seeking it has begun a movement to spread this knowledge to the masses to effect mass spiritual enlightenment and peace.
Also used to describe something which is legendary or profound; insight that is life-changing.
Kundaliniq wisdom is highly valuable, and is a blessing bestowed upon the recipient of this knowledge. It is a life-changing gift, but it up to the recipient to utilize and appreciate this gift.
Properly used, the resultant Kundalini awakening can completely transform one's perception and approach to life itself. This happens through the resultant ego death, loss of selfishness, self introspect, expanded consciousness, desire for knowledge, and amazingly expanded and complete understanding of love - which comes with a desire to spread this love and wisdom to all living things.
Kundaliniq knowledge was once a secret but an individual who received this knowledge universally without seeking it has begun a movement to spread this knowledge to the masses to effect mass spiritual enlightenment and peace.
Also used to describe something which is legendary or profound; insight that is life-changing.
"The secret to Kundaliniq knowledge's power lies in the willingness of the recipient to be the change they want to see in the world."
"Receiving his insight was lifechanging to Kundaliniq proportions."
"My awakening far surpassed the level of profound, it was truly Kundaliniq."
"Receiving his insight was lifechanging to Kundaliniq proportions."
"My awakening far surpassed the level of profound, it was truly Kundaliniq."
by Kundafuckinlini August 2, 2021