Gilletts

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A fucked up train stop that was forgotten on a map and is the worst place in New Lenox to be in as there are a bunch of sexual offenders waiting for you.

I was in Gilletts.
Your dead.

Gilletts by bitchdipshit February 20, 2021

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Gillette blade

The word women in the 1950’s used to describe bisexual women- because they “cut both ways”.

A clever and subtle way to describe someone who is bisexual.

Sarah: It’s obvious she’s into guys... but she was hardcore flirting with me last night.

Jess: Maybe she’s a Gillette Blade!

Gillette blade by Tired_and_angry June 25, 2018

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Gilletting

Staying up late playing video games and jerking off. In order to compete the Gillette you must also fall asleep at work due to the late night of jerking off and playing video games.

You see Nick over there? He must have been gilletting all night he can barely stay away.

Gilletting by geechsmellhound November 4, 2012

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Gillette Regret

The moment after shaving your face in which you immediately wish you had not shaved off your facial hair.

As soon as I shaved off my goatee, I suffered from Gillette Regret.

Gillette Regret by jtunney December 31, 2010

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Waxxy Gillette

When two friends are double teaming a girl and one prematurely ejaculates inside the girls anus right before switching positions with his friend and is too embarrassed to tell anyone what hes done. The other friend then receives a shocking surprise upon insertion.

Dude, he totally gave me a waxxy gillette last night!

Waxxy Gillette by meow1 June 12, 2009

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gillette bayonet

a name of a kind of prison shank made out of melting a disposable razor blade into a toothbrush or pen with the cutting edge of the blade exposed. used primarily for inflicting injury by slashing other than stabbing.

in the episode cutting edge of the tv series oz, Miguel Alvarez shanks Jorge Vasquez by cutting his throat with a gillette bayonet.

gillette bayonet by crock_talkk January 20, 2010

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Gillette

A Woman who acts tough/extremely aggressive towards others

“That girl over there she type fiyah...but i dont know. She too gillette for me. She be trying act like a whole nigga”.

Gillette by D-Maul August 11, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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