A term expressing a platonic relationship between adult males. The original use refers to the mythical king Gilgamesh, and his non-sexual friendship with the character Enkidu.

Montgomedy Sweelard is off traveling with Radrigo on some grand, manly adventure. Joe is a true Friend of Gilgamesh, and thus undoubtedly heterosexual.

Friend of Gilgamesh by Radrigo July 14, 2023

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Wings of Gilgamesh

The action of holding up two broads in the air by their vaginas while flexing the biceps.
A test of true strength of mind and body.
When done correctly, the power of the great Sumerian King should flow from their bodies to your fingers.

"I heard John preformed the Wings of Gilgamesh on his side hoes last night."
"How in the fuck did that twig of a man get both wings in the air?"

Wings of Gilgamesh by MeowingDog January 22, 2019

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On Gilgamesh

Usually stated by the infamous MrRret, a well recognized Counter Strike : Global Offensive player, also in fricca clan. This usually means "On God" or "On Momma". You can use different uses for this by saying something like "On Gillgly Willgy Mesh" or "On Gillygill-gilly mesh broski"

person 1: "those sussy ahh amongus characters are sussy" MrRret: "On Gilgamesh"

On Gilgamesh by GimyHima February 11, 2023

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Gilgamesh

The best character in all of fate, the character who pimp slapped that bitch rider

That asshole rider messed with the wrong homosexual
Gilgamesh better than rider, bite me

Gilgamesh by Imboredandtrolledmyfriend April 26, 2021

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Giglamesh

A Giglamesh is an ancient land and marine creature that possesses immense power. It is often characterised as a 3 foot tall, brutally voracious beast that does not heed to the commands of any being but the perilous Giglamesh leader. NOTE: THE GIGLAMESH IS NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH THE GILGAMESH! SUCH AN ERROR COULD LEAD TO YOUR DEATH!

Giglamesh leader, which was believed to have went missing until the 22nd of December 2011. On said date, it was spotted in High Wycombe, massacring the population until it was forced to escapse once again due to the appearance of its sworn enemy, the notorious Grafflein.

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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