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a german word for an absolute looser
"Ich bin wieder zurück
Der Monarch
Der König"
könig by TominatorF January 20, 2022
Words you can keep
Some hot dude in a video game
me: I AM SO FUCKING DOWN BAD FOR KONIG

my friend: OMG SAME ON MY KNEES-
Konig by Number_one_simpppp August 25, 2023
a german beer, can be spelt as koenig
ooo this konig looks gooooood
konig by erin mcalinden March 11, 2008
To be noble, brave, and true. To uphold to the highest standard, and to never sway from your family and/or friends.
"My last dog was a real Konig, the finest hound ever know to man."

"Might as well call that man konig, he'll never give up for what is just."
Konig by Rockster Road April 2, 2010
A guy from call of duty : Modern warfare 2 and is very overrated. Most people that like Konig do not even play call of duty or have touched the game
Random fangirl : omg i love konig from cod hes so bbg and hot!
someone cool: shut the fuck up and take a shower
Konig by shoegazing December 16, 2023
Some hot guy from a video game I

spent $80+ to have a body pillow of.
me: " I just spent $80 to make my body pillow look like Konig"

friend: "what the fuck is wrong with you"
konig by Nipple_hair77 June 8, 2024

König von Waldtrudering 

Bartho ist der König von Waldtrudering
Bartho der wahre König von Waldtrudering
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