Ghotbi 

G-hot-bi
A very handsome bisexual male, who knows where everyone's G-spot is.

Look at that handsome guy with that hot chick and that creepy dude. He will get your G-spot. He's such a ghotbi.

Ghotbi by Arian_G December 22, 2008

Artam Ghotbi 

The hot chad in the room. The once person with a 12 inch penis and a face that screams hot A SIGMA MALE thats very dominant in all forms of fashion

Your are such a Artam Ghotbi right now im flattered

Artam Ghotbi by Urbandictionarymastervip April 20, 2022

Ghoti 

A fish

gh in enough = f
o in women = i
ti in nation = sh

Person 1: I just got a ghoti
Person 2: A what?
Person 3: He means he got a fish.
Person 2: oh

Ghoti by Maxgamer345 August 5, 2023

ghoti 

ghoti is what you write down to confuse someone. Pronounced 'fish', it utilises the 'gh' from 'cough', the 'o' from 'women' and the 'ti' from 'action' to become a confusing little bugger. If you are writing to a posh person, be sure to start a conversation about fish, and say 'ghoti' several times. It means fish, too.

Dear Fishmongers,
The ghoti you sell is weird and unhygenic! That ghoti made me sick twice. I hate your ghoti!

ghoti by Gravitron March 12, 2005

ghoti 

This word is pronounced 'fish' through manipulation of atypical linguistic rules.
It uses the gh from laugh, the o from women and the ti from nation.

Ghoti is a bastard word that only has application in written context, and is primarily used by people trying to be smartasses.

ghoti by Marasmus November 11, 2003

ghoti 

The correct spelling of the word 'fish'

You take the 'gh' in trough

the 'o' in women

and the 'ti' in action

ghoti=fish

You can give a man ghoti and feed him for the day, or teach a man to ghoti and he will eat for the rest of his life.

ghoti by RyDawgHowe May 13, 2009

ghoti 

a word used to make fun of english spelling.

"gh" sometimes makes a /f/ sound as in tough
"o" sometimes makes a /ɪ/ sound as in women
"ti" sometimes make a /ʃ/ sound as in nation

put it all together and ghoti is pronounced /fɪʃ/.

what people don't realize is that this doesn't even make sense with english's normal phonotactic rules. "gh" is never /f/ word-initially and "ti" is never /ʃ/ without a vowel after it. so this doesn't work.

person 1: ghoti is pronounced fish english spelling bad hurhur
person 2: that's not how english spelling works.

ghoti by Crihn Bowonib May 10, 2021