ghoti is what you write down to confuse someone. Pronounced 'fish', it utilises the 'gh' from 'cough', the 'o' from 'women' and the 'ti' from 'action' to become a confusing little bugger. If you are writing to a posh person, be sure to start a conversation about fish, and say 'ghoti' several times. It means fish, too.
Dear Fishmongers,
The ghoti you sell is weird and unhygenic! That ghoti made me sick twice. I hate your ghoti!
The ghoti you sell is weird and unhygenic! That ghoti made me sick twice. I hate your ghoti!
by Gravitron March 12, 2005
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Adj. Antefect
Verb. to antefecate
Adv. Antefectly
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Adj. Antefect
Verb. to antefecate
Adv. Antefectly
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A condition in which you are so afraid of being thought of as celibate that you start having intercourse madly and often.
A condition in which you are so afraid of being thought of as celibate that you start having intercourse madly and often.
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