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Ghostdock 

When a person farts into another person's anus.
Dude, when I brought that chick from the bar back to the hotel she totally asked to ghostdock with me. I told her I'll fart my own farts, thank you, and kicked her out.
Ghostdock by ph0tios January 26, 2011
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ghostkokichi 

literally one of the coolest mutuals i've ever had, they may have a concerning laugh but it makes me smile, and not to mention they're the leader of kaemaki so that makes it even better
person 1#: yo user ghostkokichi honestly sucks
person 2#: *stabs gracefully*
ghostkokichi by nagitose August 9, 2021

Ghostfuck 

When you're engaging in sexual activity in front of your closest friends who want to see the action, but don't want to see you. Put a sheet over your body -- leaving eyeholes, a mouth hole, and a dick hole -- and let your girl grind the ghost.
Dude, did you see Jonathan Ghostfuck the shit out of Courtney last night!?
Ghostfuck by Jonastud Coffey June 1, 2007

Ghostbook 

The elusive world of people who join Facebook, add many Friends, but then don't post their status or comment on others' activities.
S/he has more than 1,000 Friends, but I never see anything from her/him. S/he must have died and gone on to Ghostbook.
Ghostbook by The Sausalito Samurai November 2, 2009

ghostmackin

To hit on girls while blackout drunk in hopes of eliciting sexual interaction.
Dude John was so hammered last night, but he was still ghostmackin on those girls while he was blacked out
ghostmackin by Ajking2037 December 1, 2010

Ghostdicked 

To be sodomized by a paranormal entity no longer living or not of this earth to begin with.
Hey those crazy guys on those ghost hunting shows are gonna get ghostdicked if they keep fucking around with those ghosts, know what i'm sayin?
Ghostdicked by huggiebear February 4, 2010

Ghostworks 

Driving on the road and being obstructed by roadworks but there are no people working.
There have been Ghostworks on the N1 for the last four days.
Ghostworks by thekgbking December 16, 2010
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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