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Ghosthole 

(n.) as in to "get the ghosthole." When you think you're inside, but really it's a fake out and yr just between the thighs.

Figuratively, whenever you think you're currently getting something you want, but in reality yr not.
That girl was not feelin it last night, I thought it was goin well, but she gave me the ghosthole.

or

This party was supposed to be really awesome. i guess we got the ghosthole.
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Ghosthole 

Someone who may not overtly be an asshole, but still shows a lack of consideration/respect for others and/or emotional cowardice as demonstrated by an objectively out-of-the-blue ghost.
"I showed my friend the message exchange with that guy I met on Tinder and she agreed that he was being a massive ghosthole."
Ghosthole by suchadietcokehead September 1, 2018

Ghostler 

Every Capitalist's role model and Fuhrer. Derives from the True Capitalist Radio Broadcast, after a skype caller sent him into a tirade about mixing his name with World War II dictators. Ghostef Stalin happens to be a close friend.
Caller - "Sieg Heil Ghostler, let's kill all the Jews, make America purely capitalist again-"
Ghost - "Stop calling me GHOSTLER you dick! I don't appreciate any of that crap, so knock it off!"
Ghostler by LyrasEBTCard February 2, 2013

ghostologist 

A douchebag that studies absolutely nothing.
Yo man, did that ghostologist solve your problem?

No, that douchebag didn't find anything.
ghostologist by SuperCrazyNinja November 14, 2013

Goosehole 

A term for belly button, usually used in a sexual context. Most commonly employed in the kink community.
Yeahh? Yeahh? Gimme that silly goosehole
Goosehole by DJJRoc July 5, 2021

Ghost hole 

When someone trips or falls for no good reason and nothing is around to trip you
John hit a Ghost hole and fell in the street
Ghost hole by Firestorm88 July 27, 2016

GhostLeader60 

This black guy I met on mf xbox live. He says he has 65 girlfriends and he's going to court for some assault charge or some shit but idk #freeghost lmao no fucks given nigga. He said I can say it once so fuck you.
GhostLeader60 is a succ
GhostLeader60 by Themfguy23 August 3, 2018
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