An alternate name given to the game Paper-Rock-Scissors. Two outta three, bitches. With this name, if you win, it's instant street cred.
Ron: I challenge you to a GHETTO DEATHMATCH!
Dwight: Ok!
<Round One>
Ron: Scissors!
Dwight: Scissors!
<Round Two>
Ron: Paper!
Dwight: Rock!
<Round Three>
Ron: Paper!
Dwight: Rock!
Ron: I win!
Zach: If this was the ghetto, you'd be dead, Dwight.
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.