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Definitions by Dwight

buzzard day 

The phenomena on March 15th of every year...where in a small town called Hinckley, in Northeastern Ohio, buzzards (turkey vultures) make their annual return to the region. The local residents celebrate this event with an annual pancake breakfast at the local elemantary school alongside information sessions and bird watching activities on the Saturday of that week. These migaritory birds have made this return voyage every year for over 150 years. A possible explanantion for the migration behavior may have been triggered by a massive wild animal hunt in 1818. This event was to eliminate predators from the rural countryside that were preying on livestock. The buzzards have an attraction to decomposing flesh.
Paul Newman's brother Arthur looks like an old vulture that flys back to Hinckley every year on "Buzzard Day."
buzzard day by Dwight March 19, 2007

throw down 

Dude you gunnu throw down in the pit tonight?
throw down by Dwight September 6, 2005

ghetto deathmatch

another name for rock paper scissors, except if you play in the ghetto and you lose, you die.
I lost a ghetto deathmatch. If this was the ghetto, id be dead
ghetto deathmatch by Dwight September 6, 2005
someone thats a real playa, hustla, gansta, it refers to someone crucial to the game and if removed a drought might occur
I wouldnt mess with them, they some factors and have ghetto ties
factor by Dwight August 30, 2005
1)to smoke pot, comes from chief, as to chief hay, or sittin around cheevin the peace pipe like an indian
2)term of endearment to another fellow stoner
1)lemme cheeve that joint 4 you
2)you are one big cheeve, know that
cheeve by Dwight August 22, 2005
1)To smoke pot or be high, especially in Marin or Berkeley.

2)Another name for Cannabis.

3)An insult related to a womans vaginal testing.

See:smear
1)Man that Afghani turtle had us all smered on Bastille day.

2)Lets go to the headlands and get smered.

3)Persian people are spoiled brat smeres.

4)Mike and Dwight smoke smere in el smere daily.
smere by Dwight August 3, 2005

muffleufagus 

1) An insult, cross between that sesame street character and a twat.

2) A twat that hangs down real low and is very hairy, most likely from the dinasaur days before they had advance shaving blades.
1) Dude, you need a haircut, you look like a muffleufagus!

2) Yo, yo, thank ho had a muffleufagus so big, a terradactle was nesting up in there.
muffleufagus by Dwight August 3, 2005