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getting wasted 

A term used to describe the aparatus known as the funnel for pouring beer into and then drinking through that exact same funnel. Note that Beer Bong is not the correct term for anything related to this ritual.
I'm going to use this Getting Wasted to "get wasted" *snickers*.
getting wasted by Not Mike Reid August 22, 2006

Getting wasted on Mr. Cleans tears 

When one downs a quarter of a purell bottle. No we not talking about those fun sized ones with the gayass rubber case, the half gallon one you find somewhere in every high school.
Guy1: Did you see Dave the other day?
Guy2: No why
Guy1: Dude whipped his dick out in science and started fucking the skeleton, pretty sure he was getting wasted on Mr. Cleans tears.
Guy2: Wish I was there

If you don't taste it you’re not getting wasted 

If you don't taste the booze you aint getting wasted as easily
Bro if you don't taste it you’re not getting wasted
Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026