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Getting the D 

The act of having sex or sexual activities with a penis; getting some man candy in your bed; getting some dick.

Said by the receiving end, guy or girl, owner of the mouth, vagina, or booty.
Susie: So are we going to that party you told me about?
Lucy: Hell yeah, I'm getting the D tonight!

or

Susie: So did you get the get the D from Keith?
Lucy: No, he told me it'd "ruin the friendship" or some bullshit like that.
Susie: Wow what a little bitch.
Lucy: Yeah I know, I just want the D.
Getting the D by LetMeSeeIt February 12, 2013
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Getting The D 

(verb):

The act of aquiring the male genitalia in any way shape or form. For example if you are feeling anal that is getting the d, so is a d to the eye, ear hole, mouth, throat, puntang, or other.
Friend 1: What did you do after Bob's party.

Friend 2: I got the D!

Friend 1: You were Getting The D! No way how!

Friend 2: That's a secret.
Getting The D by shaniquaski October 10, 2014

Getting Down with the Dirty D 

Having sex with homeless men, men who just got back from Burning Man, or a man who is unclean.
I was getting down with the dirty d and then I got a yeast infection

getting the dick wet 

it is another term for having sex for a male. in other words its when your pentatrate your twat-sickle in the vagina and then it is wet
matt was at kelly's house getting the dick wet and having a good time
getting the dick wet by n8ball April 27, 2006

Gettin the d 

The act of macking it to a girl and geting it in. The "D" refers to dick.
Danny: " Yo, i heard you were chillin' with girl last night!"
Erick: "Hell yeah son, i'm gettin the d."
Gettin the d by That cuz June 13, 2011

Getting on the decks 

Female masturbation. When a woman is rubbing her clit and labia in a repetitive motion with the hand flat in a way that resembles a DJ scratching a vinyl.
"Fran was late for work because she was too busy getting on the decks"
Getting on the decks by jfray January 9, 2015

getting the j done

Hooking up with a chick, random or not, and getting her in the sack. If she's dtf, your getting that j done. Aww yeah.
Yo dude, did were you getting the j done with the girl! Dude you're a fuckin' player!
getting the j done by Smelly D January 5, 2009
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