Gestma 

/jest·mə/

verb

Similar to the words Ligma, and Sugma.

Gestma is made to sound similar to "Ingest my" and to sound like a feminine name.

When you say the word Gestma in a sentence, the people/person you are talking to will assumingly ask you, who Gestma is giving you the chance to deceive the people/person you asked and convince them to engage in oral sex with you. "Ingest my insert genitalia here"

Person 1: Hey, dude. Have you seen Gestma, the transfer student? She's super hot.

Person 2: No I haven't. Who's Gestma?

Person 1: Gestma balls!

Gestma by ThickyMilky May 10, 2021

Urban Dictionary Definition Gestation Period 

The period of time from the point of submission of an Urban Dictionary definition until the point when the submission is either approved for publication or the definition is rejected and not published. The Urban Dictionary Definition Gestation Period can take from minutes to hours or it can take up to several weeks end. There is no explaination for the time variance nor is there a way to determine what the actual definition gestation period will be.

The gestation period for the birth of a human being is far more predictable and accurate than the Urban Dictionary Definition Gestation Period.

Carlos spends his free time creating Urban Dictionary entries because he has a creative mind and enjoys sharing his world. While he is an Urban Dictionary submission pro, he has yet to figure out why the Urban Dictionary Definition Gestation Period is so unpredictable and takes up to several weeks on end for editorial review.

Urban Dictionary Definition Gestation Period by Eaton Holgoode April 19, 2014

Gestpacho 

The Gestpacho is a group of Australian federal government ministers, politicians, and their bureaucrats, who are attempting to list many exotic and native Australian garden plants as illegal to own, propagate, sell, trade, process and/or otherwise possess.

The term literally translates as 'Soup Nazi' and is a portmanteau constructed of the roots 'Gestapo' and 'gazpacho'. It is intended to reflect the current bureaucratic and government obsession in Australia with banning plants that contain chemicals that have possible psychotropic effects, or that contain chemical related to those that have possible psychotropic effects. Many of the plants that are being targeted for banning are members of the nightshade family, which includes potatoes and tomatoes, and of course tomatoes are the principle ingredient in the cold soup called gazpacho.

Granny Maria Smith was very proud of her garden full of delightfully-smelling angels' trumpets and acacias, but at the stroke of a pen she stood to be a criminal, in the eyes of the Australian government's Gestpacho, simply for growing these plants.

Gestpacho by AutumnMandrake April 22, 2011

gestalt prayer 

A 56-word statement, originally written by psychotherapist Fritz Perls, that serves as a way of life model for many who live or seek to live outside the influence of the status quo. The "prayer" has since become synonymous with individualism and peaceful rebellion. It gets its name from a specialized form of therapy called Gestalt Therapy, a brand of therapy which Dr. Perls helped to create.

The "prayer" can be found below:

I do my thing and you do your thing.
I am not in this world to live up to your expectations,
And you are not in this world to live up to mine.
You are you, and I am I, and if by chance we find each other, it's beautiful.
If not, it can't be helped.

-Gestalt Prayer

gestalt prayer by hurpeeeeeez May 20, 2008

Condo Gestapo

A resident who volunteers to observe and report minor violations to the condo association on a regular basis, with identity unknown to other residents.

Another letter from the Condo Gestapo. Apparently this time the trash can was out before 7pm. Who is this guy?

Condo Gestapo by Project6195 June 28, 2012

Geshmach

Executing a Shocker (i.e., two in the pink, one in the stink) whilst consuming maatjes herring. Best when done without loose lips (to avoid sinking ships).

A: Did you Geshmach?
B: No. I went for the fruit platter.

Geshmach by DJ Smaltz August 11, 2014

Geshmak

Praise to the heavens above!

You have stumbled upon the most sacred word to exist since the dawn of mankind.

To describe something as Geshmak indicates you have exceedingly great delight in it.

Your heart flutters and your soul rejoices for you have renewed yourself.

"It's Geshmak to be a Yid"

Geshmak by SunTzuSaidThat January 21, 2022