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Gestpacho 

The Gestpacho is a group of Australian federal government ministers, politicians, and their bureaucrats, who are attempting to list many exotic and native Australian garden plants as illegal to own, propagate, sell, trade, process and/or otherwise possess.

The term literally translates as 'Soup Nazi' and is a portmanteau constructed of the roots 'Gestapo' and 'gazpacho'. It is intended to reflect the current bureaucratic and government obsession in Australia with banning plants that contain chemicals that have possible psychotropic effects, or that contain chemical related to those that have possible psychotropic effects. Many of the plants that are being targeted for banning are members of the nightshade family, which includes potatoes and tomatoes, and of course tomatoes are the principle ingredient in the cold soup called gazpacho.
Granny Maria Smith was very proud of her garden full of delightfully-smelling angels' trumpets and acacias, but at the stroke of a pen she stood to be a criminal, in the eyes of the Australian government's Gestpacho, simply for growing these plants.
Gestpacho by AutumnMandrake April 22, 2011
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Guspacho 

Guspacho is another 02p apart of the hypixel community. He’s a mexican cunt who sells crack to underage egirls
Why is there a guy shifting at my girl? Must be a guspacho.
Guspacho by Mwuffin June 16, 2020
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macho gaspacho 

spanish-esque lingo for man juice, used by Jack in Will&Grace Series 2
"get your machog aspacho about, doncha?"
macho gaspacho by +Fizza+ September 6, 2005

gestapho 

i'm gonna gestapho all over your face!
gestapho by Brett December 8, 2004

Gispachoist 

A term used for individuals who have a clear and definite distaste or hatred for soup.
Dan declared that soup was an abomination to his friend and that's when the friend knew that Dan was Gispachoist.
Gispachoist by John Church December 28, 2024

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022