Gestamp 

When a big titty goth mommy stomps on your balls with a 6 inch stiletto heel.

Will you Gestamp my balls mommy?

Gestamp by MMXMoto871 November 29, 2022

Condo Gestapo

A resident who volunteers to observe and report minor violations to the condo association on a regular basis, with identity unknown to other residents.

Another letter from the Condo Gestapo. Apparently this time the trash can was out before 7pm. Who is this guy?

Condo Gestapo by Project6195 June 28, 2012

gestapo

geh-stah-poh

*Nazi Germany's secret police. As militant & heavily-armed as the wehrmacht.

*A hack used to refer to a person (lotsa times a cop) who barges into your property for unofficial reasons and thus invades your privacy.

"Many cops today have gone gestapo. -_- that's what happens when people abuse their freedoms?"
-me

gestapo by Dave March 26, 2004

Granny Gestapo 

The elderly female employees stationed at the entrance to Walmart stores. The purpose of the Granny Gestapo is to make honest Walmart shoppers feel like shoplifters as they attempt to leave the store. Once Walmart has your money, the Granny Gestapo carefully searches through your purchases item by item to make sure that each one matches your receipt precisely. Also known as Walmart security or as people greeters.

The Walmart checker was too lazy to bag the toilet paper, so I was strip searched by the Granny Gestapo when I tried to leave the store.

Granny Gestapo by Sam Walton December 15, 2008

grammar gestapo

A term used to desribe an individual who make comments on spelling and grammar mistakes.

John said: "I did good today"
Peter responds: "WELL peter, you did WELL"
John: "everyone get out of the way! it's the grammar gestapo!"

grammar gestapo by Brendan Gilmartin February 23, 2007

gestapolice

A cop with an unusually large hatred for anyone not a cop. Derived from the word gestapo now it represents all facist, fag bashing, racist, hypocritical components of law enforcement.

Hey man, sorry we're late. We got caught up with some gestapolice and they searched our car because we're black.

gestapolice by sunday mass murder July 23, 2007

Airport Gestapo 

The Federal Transport Security Agency, or any similar airport security screening outfit that commits draconian and degrading invasion of privacy and violation of rights of passengers in the course of its duty, usually under full government protection and no right to recourse.

The Airport Gestapo confiscated GI Joe's two inch rifle and wand raped the owner.

Airport Gestapo by Lior Bar-On May 30, 2004