Gerte

A gay date.

Hey man, wanna go on a gerte?

by Kerpo May 19, 2021

Gert

A Bristolian slang word meaning 'Big' or 'Very' etc.

Often said in a very Farmerish Bristolian accent by the slightly older generation.

1. Shut yer mouth you bloody gert bastard, you.

2. That was a gert Hippo.

3. Gert lush.

by Jube December 12, 2005

gerting

The act of getting drunk and pissing off everyone around you, then burning a house down and riding a dirt bike.

A friend of mine got in trouble for gerting all the time.

by Jay Hey April 09, 2014

Gert

'Great' or 'very' in a dirty bristol accent.

'E took me behind the chip shop, and when 'e cum in I, it were gert lush.

by Sam November 13, 2003

Gert

latin: Gert means "he who is strong with the spear"

Gert - meaning the name of a man - frequently used in the Netherlands

by dude9999999 February 06, 2010

gert

Big or very

Christ! That elephant's bloody gert.

by ss March 19, 2004

Gert

To Squeeze

Yo Johnny lemme gert those notes bro

by Rudgecarroll44 October 05, 2017