The birthday of a young-ish women who was called Gert once in Prague during a bar crawl. She typically drinks espresso martinis, preferably while wearing red lipstick and stalking sommeliers are wine bars . Her cat Paco is notorious for vomiting on expensive sneakers.
by LPGretch June 14, 2021
Get the Gertday mug.a gertay is a naked sky diving party hosted by a ''german man'', who is in a mid life / identity crisis , his girlfriend is bisexual and loves other women eventhough most of the time she is straight and only has threesomes with other women and of course gert.
The folks there usually have every type of anal wart you can think of,they are mid 20's to early 70's and think there really hip and cool.
The folks there usually have every type of anal wart you can think of,they are mid 20's to early 70's and think there really hip and cool.
hansgertoni: mm i like that young virgin over there lets set up a gertay weee..
niamh:wanna play lil hannah??
six year old hannah: is this a game?
niamh:wanna play lil hannah??
six year old hannah: is this a game?
by gerting April 6, 2009
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by Citric Bucyrus March 24, 2023
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by PapaTantan420 May 14, 2023
Get the Gertsayn mug.A national holiday in which fraternity men celebrate the birthday of gert, their fraternity brother. Events include beer bongs, boob luging, keg stands, and shotgunning.
by Derogatory term February 8, 2022
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