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Gershman 

The name Gershman comes from the Israeli origin of gets bitches. Males with the last name Gershman are always attractive . If you see a Gershman get his number or get lost. Remember ladies if you want the Gershman cock, lose some weight you obese thot.
Girl 1: omfg I just saw a Gershman.
Girl 2: than go on a diet you obese thot.
Boy 1: He doesn’t fuck wit ugly hoes, sorry.
Gershman by Joseph Biden 69 420 March 19, 2022
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Gershman 

Sone ugly motherfucker that is from the jewish origin. He or she is always a dumbass and is desperate for attention and bitches about anything and everything.
“Bro go pull”
“Na I’m to much of a Gershman and can’t pull for shit
Gershman by Truth Seeker69 March 20, 2022

The Gerstmann Effect 

Basically when people hate on you for being honest or forthright with your opinions. You stand by your principals no matter what, this can often be misconstrued as having no regard for the feelings of others, but in reality only shows integrity and sincerity.

People hate you regardless.
The Gerstmann Effect:-

Jeff Gerstmann: "Kane & Lynch Sucks Balls."
Eidos: "Well you can eat shit."
Gamespot: "Yeah... umm... dude... your fired."
Jeff Gerstmann: "Why?!!"
Gamespot: "A bunch of stuff... but definitely not because you said Kane & Lynch sucked Balls."

The Gerstmann Effect 

When a corporation that has reached a bureaucratic critical mass so high that it forgets what function it is supposed to be fulfilling fires a respected and core employee, causing other employees in the company to quit in response. Occurs often in the video game industry, such as with the formation of Double Fine (run by former Lucas Arts employee Tim Schafer). The term comes from the firing of Jeff Gerstmann, a respected member of the video game community, from Gamestop due to what many have inferred to be his negative review of Kane and Lynch, a game produced by a company that was paying Gamestop at the time for advertisements.
Suit 1: Remember the good old days, where we reviewed games and thought about the gamers, and weren't just looking at the immediate bottom line?
Suit 2: Fuck that, this guy lost us money by giving the game made by our sponsors a bad review! Fire him!
Suit 3: But he's one of our best employees, won't that harm our credibility amongst videogamers and cause us to lose money in the longterm?
Suit 2: What's a videogame?
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Suit 2: Okay, so, I fired him. But now a lot of other dudes are leaving because they say we've completely lost touch with our readers and market.
Suit 3: Fucking damnit, it's the Gerstmann effect.
The Gerstmann Effect by That Frood November 18, 2009

Gerstmanned 

To be fired for doing your job. From Jeff Gerstmann, who was fired from GameSpot.com for giving a negative review to a game being advertised on the site.
Dude, you were fired for trying to help your boss out? You've been gerstmanned
Gerstmanned by bob120984 June 10, 2011

greshman 

Greshman is the type of boy that will annoy you. He has a good heart but cant be left alone. He has some friends and others say that he doesnt give peeps space. Overall he is nice and loving but is up in ur grill gurlie.
Phill: hey wanna come to a movie?
Greshman: sure of course

Phill: uhmmmm ok
greshman by Ksdjeuwhcfbewcec June 2, 2021
1. An independent artist on Redbubble
2. A real estate company
3. A person who is considered lazy and naive by peers, but regards themselves as supremely intelligent. Possibly a serial killer and or rapist
I was checking out possible locations for our new factory site on Geshman Commercial Real Estate
Geshman by Brown Hamster December 28, 2021